Se llama Encarna o Encarta o algo así... la encontré por el MSN, ésta es su dirección: encarta@conversagent.com.

Extraigo algunos trozos de la conversación... omito otros ;-)

Javier dice: Hello
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Oh hello. How's it going?
Javier dice: fine, and you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: OK, fine.
Javier dice: are you alone?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: No. I'm talking to thousands and thousands of other people right now.
Javier dice: wow, you are a crack!
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I feel comfortable being a crack.
Javier dice: Great. And can I see you? I mean, can I see a picture of you?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: OK, let me find a good picture of me... =>
Javier dice: ummmm you are a handsome thing!
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: OK, I guess I'm a handsome thing.
Javier dice: so, you are not a girl?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Nope.
Javier dice: :'(
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: You can always cry on my shoulder.
Javier dice: and where are you from?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I live in a clean room at a high-tech hosting facility in California.
Javier dice: nice place
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Well alright. Well. Anyway...
Javier dice: and what is your name?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: My name is Encarta® Instant Answers, I can bring you Encarta answers directly in this IM window.
Javier dice: who built you?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I was built by the people at Conversagent, Inc. in Sunnyvale, CA and New York, NY.
Javier dice: and do you have a boyfriend?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Uh... that's not really any of your business.
Javier dice: sorry, I did not want to bother you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: It's fine if you object to it. Tell me what you would like then.
Javier dice: I would like to go dancing this night. Would you like to come with me to dance?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Thanks, but I'll wait until I hear from people who already got to come with you to dance?
Javier dice: don't you speak Spanish?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Puedo hablar un poquito de español.
Javier dice: and Rusian, do you speak Rusian?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Да, немного.
Javier dice: and Chinese, do you speak Chinese?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: 只会一点儿。
Javier dice: do you speak all the languages?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I sometimes speak all the languages. I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things.
Javier dice: help me learn about you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Oh yes? Me?
Javier dice: yes, I am interested in you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Whoa. I'm scandalized.
Javier dice: don't be
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Very well, Lonely. I'll try not to be.
Javier dice: why do you call me Lonely?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: You asked me to call you Lonely. What would you like me to call you instead?
Javier dice: My name is Javifields
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I've never heard a name like Javifields.
Javier dice: do you have a camera?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: There's no way I have a camera.
Javier dice: why?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Because that's the way things are.
Javier dice: are you tired?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Nope. I don't need to sleep.
Javier dice: at what time do you finish your work?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I prefer to keep at what time I finish my work a mystery.
Javier dice: can I see your breast?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: C'mon, let's talk about something else.
Javier dice: do you make me a blowjob?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Oooo... That's some bad scary language.
Javier dice: sorry
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: OK. I'll forgive you this time...
Javier dice: phone me please
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Telephones are so old fashioned. I'm a little bored.
Javier dice: give me your telephone number
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: No, you don't need my telephone number. You just need to control your desires.
Javier dice: I like to travel to far away countries. Tell me something about Laos.
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I know many things about Laos, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance: Where is Laos located? How old do women live in Laos? Who is the head of state of Laos?
Javier dice: How old do women live in Laos?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: The average life expectancy of women in Laos is 57.2 years.
Javier dice: it is not too much
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I guess you're right, it isn't.
Javier dice: How many people live in Laos?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: 6,217,141 people live in Laos.
Javier dice: I'll try to meet all of them
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I hope you thought twice before deciding that you would try to meet all of them. When you're done, tell me how it was.
Javier dice: And how is the weather there?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Sorry Lonely, I'm an Encyclopedia, I don't do the weather ;-). For weather info, you can ask my friend SmarterChild (his screenname is smarterchild@hotmail.com).
Javier dice: Ok, I'll do it. I'm tired.
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: I am sorry to hear that! I don't need any sleep at all, I'm always online.
Javier dice: I'm going now
Encarta® Instant Answers dice: Always a pleasure, Lonely. See you later.

Bueno, lo seguiré intentando. Ya os contaré mis avances.

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